Monthly Archives: May 2014

The lies we tell each other.

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Cold Coffee Confessions

Before I had children, I would ask every mother I saw about their experiences with pregnancy, newborns, and life in general. I thought if I just asked enough questions I would be prepared for what was to come, ready to deal with the ups and downs of being a new parents. It was a perfect plan! Except for one minor detail:

EVERYONE IS A LIAR.

No, I’m not over exaggerating at all. (Well, maybe just a tad. But still!). From the remedies for heart burn to the irreversible damage done to my sweet, little vagina, very rarely did anyone tell me the honest truth. I know now that everything was a shade of truth with generous doses of creative lying. There seems to be a cult of women who are scared to tell the real truth about most important time in your life, so I’m here to fix that shit…

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